After patting himself on the back for dropping the MOAB - "It's so big and fat it looks like me in my golf clothes", he said - Trump admonished Vice President Mike Pence not to worry so much about the remaining 200-plus days of his presidency.
Then Pence informs him that his top advisers have been at each other's throats, and he must do something about it.
Jimmy Fallon donned a flak jacket and suit to play Jared Kushner on SNL in a mock-reality show face off against Stephen Bannon, who was portrayed by the grim reaper.
"Standing before my are my two top advisers", Trump said. "You get to come back at the end of all this and help send me to prison". "This could all be over by Monday", the president said of his term. Bannon is again represented by the grim reaper, which is pretty hysterical. The president lauds Fallon's Kushner, calling him his "little Kushball", for being so flawless at showing how if you're born wealthy and marry into the Trump family, one can really accomplish things in life.
Many critics have already dismissed the new White House Office of American Innovation, created in March by President Donald Trump and led by his son-in-law, Jared Kushner.
A group of House Democrats have sent a letter to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Office of Personnel Management requesting they suspend White House Senior Advisor and President Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner's security clearance. When I see a photo of you, it makes me want to puke. Luckily for Ivanka's hubby, he takes much more attractive photos than the Grim Reaper himself, who's immediately sent back to hell-or to the basement to join Kellyanne Conway. You will get to keep advising me. I clearly meant to say concentration club. "But, hey, at least they didn't have to fly United, am I right?"
After going over the story of Passover with dolls - a recurring gag when McCarthy plays Spicer - the fake Press Secretary ended the conference. "I take North Korea very seriously".
Saturday night wasn't special just for bringing out big stars but also for being the first time in the long history of "SNL" that the show went live at the same time coast-to-coast.